Thursday, May 18, 2006

What the Hell is on Joey's Head?

Like the line from the Nickleback song "Photograph," a similar question may be asked about the gentleman at left.

Why, after several drinks, do males feel the need to adorn their heads with improper and unbecoming headgear? Along with the pantyhose at left, I have seen underwear, pots, cardboard boxes and colanders atop the heads of men; beer usually in hand.

Is it a throwback to their manly hunting days, when they donned the antlers or hollowed out heads of their prey in order to lie in wait? Is it some kind of bizarre mating signal, indicating their readiness to procreate? (Lord help us if this is the case.)

Or is it just the drunken male thought process: "Whu-hoooo!!! Cheers! Let's drink! Hey...what's this? Oh man, this would look great on my head..."

Happy May 2-4. Go put something silly on your head.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think he should work in a fast food joint-he'd fit right in.

Laura

Anonymous said...

I don't know, but your mention of Nickleback has me dismayed.
Leslie